January 2012
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That moment when...
You see that your ex-girlfriend got engaged and you’re like “Well what the fuck am I doing with my life but sitting in my basement and smoking a cig”?
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I just had the most weird dream of my life.
So, I’m in Florida with Mike Ambrow, Danny Jay and Keith.  We were frequenting parties around town and while we were there I managed rescuing two very attractive girls from 2 separate situations dealing with shitty dudes.  So, they both tried to sleep with me at different times, I said no and the adventure continued.  We ended up at a strip club where both girls ended up trying to have a...
Jan 1st
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